kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.
kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.
kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.
kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.
kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

hideindisguise:

Spent way too long laughing at this. 

hideindisguise:

Spent way too long laughing at this. 

lazeramsey:

instead of calling your partner ‘babe’ or ‘baby’, try using one of these unique pet names:

  • munge bimp
  • drippy spaff
  • vibrating munt
  • fudd dunker
  • bodge
  • peef rimgar
  • gog noggler
  • nandy rewman
  • smear aroma
  • terry
miuismanzoismiu:

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life




My hand slipped. Again.

miuismanzoismiu:

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

My hand slipped. Again.

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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chemistry-checkmate:

nepetasfatcock:

2spookyasscrack:

onlylolgifs:

halloween costume

jESUS CHRIST THAT’S TERRIFYING 

Me on my way to steal yo man

YOU CAN KEEP HIM
chemistry-checkmate:

nepetasfatcock:

2spookyasscrack:

onlylolgifs:

halloween costume

jESUS CHRIST THAT’S TERRIFYING 

Me on my way to steal yo man

YOU CAN KEEP HIM

chemistry-checkmate:

nepetasfatcock:

2spookyasscrack:

onlylolgifs:

halloween costume

jESUS CHRIST THAT’S TERRIFYING 

Me on my way to steal yo man

YOU CAN KEEP HIM

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

glowcloud:

v0lus:

i love it when teenage boys make edgy jokes and theyre just laughing but ur not laughing. they say shit like “oh come on it was funny”. you still arent laughing. you can see their soul shrivelling before you, you can see the fear in their eyes

it is our civic duty to help boys realize that theyre not funny and they need to shut up

"My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing ‘octopus’ instead by accident."
Dan Smith - http://you.co.za/news/performing-in-south-africa-was-slightly-surreal-we-chat-to-bastille/ (via dansmithsconverse)

meet the blogger

  • do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? closed. i need it closed.
  • do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? i don’t go to hotels but i would. hells yeah.
  • where is your next vacation? america. if it actually happens 
  • who do you think reads these? i hope someone
  • do you have a calendar in your room? two!
  • what’s your plan for the day? the day is already over - dinner and sleep.
  • are you reading any books right now? i have a nice asexuality book that needs reading and 50 others
  • do you ever count your steps when you walk? i dont count steps but i notice my walk.
  • do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? i sing and dance without music 
  • do you chew your pens and pencils? nah i chew nails instead.
  • what is your “song of the week”? 'shot me down'
  • is it okay for guys to wear pink? why on earth not.
  • do you still watch cartoons? hells yaeh!
  • what do you drink with dinner? water or fizzy
  • what do you dip chicken nuggets in? bbq.
  • what is your favorite food/cuisine? something healthy like .
  • when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? oh god i cannot remember.
  • can you change the oil on a car? ahhhh. 
  • what is your usual bedtime? 10 or 11.
  • are you lazy? omg yes
  • afraid of heights? kind of. in certain situation. 
  • occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? author. always author.  
  • hot tea or cold tea? cold as in iced? then yes.
  • tea or coffee? coffee.
  • favorite kind of cookie? double choc chip.
  • can you swim well? yep.
  • can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? what people cant actually do that.
  • who do you want to see right now? an idiot in melbourne.
  • me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?

cyanicle:

friend: sorry about the mess!

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me: sorry about the mess!

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A message from Anonymous
I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
A reply from iguanamouth

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