Ace | Failing at most things | Probably asleep rn or eating
ah these pilot taping thing is sooooo exciting!!
he knows what you’re ashamed of. he knows what you fear. he knows what you hate about yourself. he sees it all, and he laughs
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
me: stop being assholes about everything please
family: listen… oversensitive girl… you’re too sensitive… world fine…
White Canadians & Australians: “theres no racism here”
PoC Canadians & Australians:
YOU. SUPPORTING GROUP. NOW.
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
Not all of them
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
what is this animal
leg day bro